somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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