having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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