just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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