Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Randomize
