office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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