This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Too much gin, very little bucket
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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