We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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