Bisexual people are plain selfish.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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