do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I'm passing your future prison.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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