can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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