I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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