Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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