don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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