if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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