You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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