i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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