What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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