Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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