what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Randomize
