You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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