Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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