If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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