he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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