i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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