I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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