I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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