Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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