But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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