i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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