scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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