check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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