A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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