so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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