My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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