Well apparently he's into motor boating.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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