Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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