16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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