Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Such a big mess for such a small penis
ok first of all what the fuck
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