I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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