there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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