i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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