Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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