no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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