Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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