shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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