Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Randomize
