The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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