She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
