we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
