That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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