Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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