their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Randomize
