There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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